Moments
after approving a new law legalizing gay marriage in England and Wales,
Queen Elizabeth II of Britain unleashed a blistering attack on New
Jersey Governor Chris Christie for “lacking the guts” to do the same.
The British monarch’s brutal evisceration of Gov. Christie stunned
observers, who did not know that she was such a close follower of his
gay marriage stance.
“I don’t like to badmouth people,” she said.
“But I’m the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and I’m
apparently more modern than Chris Christie.”
After shocking observers with her opening salvo, she continued to tear Gov. Christie to shreds.
“Look, I know he has to appeal to the crazy right wingers in his
party,” she added. “But the fact is, he’s not as forward-thinking as an
eighty-seven-year-old lady who wears a crown on her head. It’s
pathetic.” Asked if she had advice for Gov. Christie, the British monarch said, bluntly, “Just sign the damn bill, Chris.”
Responding to a reporter’s question about the upcoming royal birth,
Elizabeth replied, “Tell you the truth? I’m just glad the kid’s not
being born in New Jersey.”
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