Sarah Palin and Family Reportedly Involved in Drunken Brawl

Apparently LGBT and reproductive rights aren't the only thing that Sarah Palin and her family fight.

Proving that the apples didn't fall far from the tree, and showing a shining example of "family values," the entire Palin family participated en masse in a brawl last weekend outside of Anchorage, Alaska. The melee left husband Todd with a bloody nose, son Track shirtless and the former GOP vice presidential candidate screaming, "Don't you know who I am?"

Alaskan journalist and blogger Amanda Coyne reported:

Saturday, was a doozy. The details are a little sketchy, but there's enough of them, from enough different sources, that a story emerges, a story that according to the gossip Gods, looks kind of like this:

There's some sort of unofficial birthday/Iron Dog-type/snowmachine party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palin's show up. There's beer, of course, and maybe other things.

Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow's. Track isn't happy with this guy, the story goes. There's words, and more. The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn't. At this point, he's up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it's something to hear when Sarah screams, "Don't you know who I am!" And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, "This isn't some damned Hillbilly reality show!" No, it's what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking.

As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.

Another report on the Political Gates blog, stated the incident happened at a party of an Iron Dog winner called Chris. At the party, Bristol and Willow wore big sunglasses and behaved like Hollywood starlets. A presumably drunk Bristol started a fight with the host, Chris, punching him repeatedly.

Wonkette reports the Anchorage Police Department was contacted for comment, and a communications officer name "Anita" confirmed that a brawl did indeed take place and that the Palins were "present."