Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Get Your Tally Wacked By Half-Naked Waiters In Dallas

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Finally, the restaurant we’ve been waiting for.

Tallywackers is a new dining establishment coming to Dallas. Per a help wanted ad posted to Craigslist, it appears to be a bar and restaurant specializing in hot dogs and other phallic-shaped foods served up by a staff of half-naked hunks.

In other words: It’s the male equivalent to Hooters. And we’re sure it’s going to be a huge hit in the Oak Lawn gayborhood. How could it not?

The restaurant, which is billing itself as the “newest and most exciting place to be,” is currently hiring bartenders, servers, cooks, bus boys and hosts, and is expected to open some time next month.

Let’s just hope servers in super skimpy briefs don’t violate any health department regulations.

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