Showing posts with label Masturbation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Masturbation. Show all posts

Friday, January 2, 2015

Resident shoots masturbating burglary suspect; dog missing

A drug-crazed jockey had an action-packed Sunday — but not at the horse track.

Police say Angel Suarez Medero, 21, is in critical condition following a crime spree which began with him masturbating in front of a woman on the deck of her Bensalem, Penn. apartment and ended with him getting shot twice.

“I was sitting on the couch,” Suarez Medero’s first target told NBC Philadelphia. “My dogs started freaking out. They went up to the door and I looked up and I could see from my living room that there was a man on my deck.”

The woman said Suarez Medero motioned to her to remain silent as her dogs — two long-haired dachshunds named Ollie and Heinz — barked.

“He laid down on the floor, stood back up and then he started masturbating on my deck,” she continued. “I stood there for like ten seconds and I tried to get them to come with me but they wouldn’t. Then I got out of there.”

As the woman was leaving her apartment, Suarez Medero broke in through the sliding glass patio door. At that point the two dogs began attacking Suarez Medero.

“We’ve trained our dogs to protect against intruders and they did exactly that,”the woman’s fiance told the Philadelphia Inquirer. “They’re our heroes in all this.”

After wrecking havoc on the apartment, Suarez Medero fell out of the apartment’s second-floor window.

Ollie went with him, but the dog ran off.

But the night wasn’t over for Suarez Medero. He went looking for more trouble, and found it.

The horse racer, who works at the Parx Casino racetrack, broke into a first-floor apartment and assaulted the two residents there, according to NBC Philadelphia.

During a struggle, one of the residents pulled out a gun and shot Suarez Medero twice.

He was rushed to the hospital where he underwent surgery. He is currently listed in critical condition and will likely face charges of burglary and assault.

The resident who shot Suarez Medero will not face charges, police said.

Ollie had still not been found as of late Monday.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Nun tells students: ‘Don’t masturbate, it’ll turn you gay’


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Wtf?  Lols.
A nun has caused outrage after telling students to not masturbate or it will turn them gay. Sister Jane Dominic Laurel, a Dominican nun from Nashville, told Charlotte Catholic High School in North Carolina about her theories on homosexuality. Among her other ‘theories’, she believes absentee fathers and watching porn turn little boys gay. ‘She gave an example of one of her gay “friends” who said he used to go to a shed with his friends and watch porn and that’s why he was gay,’ one student notes.
Telling a bunch of hormone raging teen boys to not masturbate and expecting them to listen? If even they feared it could turn them gay, trust me, they would make the sacrifice. Oh sister, you silly girl, what Jesus juice are you guzzling? Honey girl, take my advice and DON”T follow YOUR own advice. You will greatly thank god that you didn’t and might even call out his name. ;) 

Thursday, June 20, 2013

A video inspired by the GOP congressman who said fetuses masturbate



I’d written the other day about the news that Republican Congressman Michael Burgess of Texas says he’s opposed to abortions after 15 weeks or so because that’s the age after which fetuses masturbate.

Oh yes he did.
This is a subject that I do know something about…. There is no question in my mind that a baby at 20-weeks after conception can feel pain. The fact of the matter is, I argue with the chairman because I thought the date was far too late. We should be setting this at 15-weeks, 16-weeks… You watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. They feel pleasure, why is it so hard to think that they could feel pain?
And what’s worse, Cong. Burgess is an OB/GYN, so in principle he’s supposed to know better.  But this is the party of the “war on science,” so we shouldn’t be surprised when GOP doctors practice what they preach.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

GOP congressman: I oppose abortion because fetuses masturbate

In a rather amazing story that lit up Twitter around midnight. Republican congressman Michael Burgess (R-TX), who is an OB/GYN, told a US House committee on Monday that he thinks abortion should be banned after 15 weeks as that’s when male fetuses begin to masturbate.

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The story was first reported by Adele Stan of RH Reality Check, and subsequently Raw Story found a link to the entire hearing posted on the House Rules Committee Web site.  Here is the money quote from Burgess, followed by the video, that I excerpted as it was over an hour long:
This is a subject that I do know something about…. There is no question in my mind that a baby at 20-weeks after conception can feel pain. The fact of the matter is, I argue with the chairman because I thought the date was far too late. We should be setting this at 15-weeks, 16-weeks… You watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. They feel pleasure, why is it so hard to think that they could feel pain?
Yep, it’s always about the boy’s pleasure, not the girl’s.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Masturbate-A-Thon 2013 In Philadelphia Celebrates National Masturbation Month

The Huffington Post  |  By Posted:   |  Updated: 05/01/2013 11:06 am EDT

This fundraiser is a stroke of genius.

Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited.

Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.

Profits go to local sex education groups, ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush!.

Fundraising efforts can be logged on Crowdrise.com. Through the event, the site hopes to ignite conversations that reduce the stigma around expressing sexuality, promote sexual health, and emphasize the importance of pleasure.

On May 30, the Thursday after the event ends, folks are invited to attend "Creamium" -- a gameshow and dance party where prizes like "Most Creative Fantasy," "Most Pleasure Connections," and "Most
Money Raised" will be handed out.

Enjoy!

I switched out Huff Post's photo of a banana for the one above. I want to do my part to inspire those raising hmm money.
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