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FINALLY, Video Of Channing Tatum As A Teenage Stripper

We’ve all fantasized about the fact that Channing Tatum got his start as a stripper, but we assumed watching him strut his stuff in Magic Mike and its upcoming sequel was the closest we’d ever come to seeing him in all his gyrating glory.

But thanks to the magic of the internet, a video has surfaced of an 18-year-old Tatum, going by the stage name Chan Crawford, doing his best late ’90s hip-hop inspired seduction ballet.

And OK, we may have been secretly wishing for something like this to appear, but something about seeing a teenager grinding up and down a bunch of middle-aged women kind of makes the whole thing a lot less sexy.

Also, what 18-year-old looks like that?! Come on.

Here’s the video:

Male Strippers Take Down Armed Meth Head in Las Vegas Robbery

The hunky male strip team Australia’s Thunder From Down Under is making headlines this week but it’s not for their rippling biceps, flowing locks, or eight-pack abs. It’s for a much nobler cause.

According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal an unknown male between the ages of 25 and 30 broke into the Thunder From Down Under’s dressing room in the Excalibur Hotel on the Las Vegas Strip Tuesday and stole some of the dancers’ personal belongings.

The Sydney Morning Herald reports that when the buff men tackled the suspect, he fired a shot into the air. No one was hurt, however, one of the dancers was treated for minor injuries after being hit in the face by gunshot debris. Full story here via Edge!