What's
that saying—if life gives you lemons, make lemonade? Well, how about
when decades of destroying the environment gives you a cancer-causing
smog problem, make it part of your national defense strategy?
The
idea, of course, is that if the smog is thick enough to be seen from
space, it's also thick enough to keep pesky Capitalists from aiming
their missiles appropriately. Missile guidance, infrared rays, and
lasers could all be hindered by the blanket of smog, the paper reported,
pointing out that soldiers from the Federal Republic of Yugoslovia used
smoke from burning tires to hamper NATO air strikes during the Kosovo
War.
Yet, as our friends at Gawker pointed out,
the Federal Republic of Yugoslovia does not exist anymore because NATO
found a way through the smoke and mirrors after all (although it
probably did have the effect of misdirecting some bombs and thus killing
some civilians).
This doesn't mean that China's going to continue to let the smog give kids cancer and prevent the country from spying on its own citizens. Presumably, that mad scientist plan to fight the smog problem with artificial rain is still a go. And, if manipulating the atmosphere doesn't work, well, at least they'll be safe. Very sick—but safe.
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