Monster Energy Drinks Are From Satan

It's all right there on the can, people!

RUSSIAN ROAD RAGE INCIDENT CATCHES MICKEY MOUSE AND SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS BEATING DRIVER UP

So yeah. I don't really know what's going on here so I'll just describe what I see. It appears one man gets upset and cuts off another car to challenge them to a fight. Once he does this, a bunch of people in hilarious outsized mascot suits jump out and kick his ass. Two of the mascots include SpongeBob SquarePants and Mickey Mouse. And when SpongeBob SquarePants and Mickey Mouse are beating the crap out of you in a road rage incident, you should probably re-consider getting out of your car and challenging people to fights in the streets.

Either way, this is definitely the weirdest thing I've ever seen recorded on a Russian dash cam. And that's saying something!

EEEK!!!

Westboro Baptist Church to Picket 'That Bundle of Confusion Going by the Name Cher'

The Westboro Baptist Church has thrown down the gauntlet at Cher, announcing a May 31 picket at the Sprint Center, and released a typically hilarious press release.

Enjoy the show.

Boy's Got Skills or something!

OMG: Stormtroopers - Imperial Twerk

Televangelist Tells Viewer To Commit Suicide

Bill Keller, a right-wing televangelist who frequently goes on rants against Mormonism and homosexuality, told a caller on his “Live Prayer” show to commit suicide.

Keller, who has worked with conservative activists including Janet Porter and Rick Wiles, told the viewer that he should think about suicide and that “it might help the world.”

Video of Keller’s comments was posted by a number of YouTube users today. The viewer’s comments to Keller are inaudible. Keller later denied making the claim and said suicide is a sin.

Slow Motion Video of an Hydrogen Explosion

Must Wipe Mental Image! Must Wipe Mental Image!

LOL!

RUN!!!!!

OMG!