Doris
Deahardie just turned 100, but that doesn't mean she's done living it
up. In fact, to celebrate her centennial, the great great grandma did
something new: She hired a stripper to give her a lap dance.
Doris, of Saundby, England, ordered the stripogram herself and even put in a special request for a "full monty."
"I told the lad he might have to be careful with her because of her age," recalled Doris's daughter-in-law Sharon, "but then she told me she wanted the whole lot!"
Doris
came fully prepared with her own bottle of baby oil and even a can of
whipped cream which she had the stripper lick off her face.
"She's
in great health for her age," said her son, Barry. Which is a good
thing, because Doris plans on being around for many strippers to come.
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