Half-term Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin’s new book completely bombed
on Black Friday. ‘Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of
Christmas’ was outsold by comedian Rob Delaney’s book. Palin’s book is
number 435 of Amazon. That’s right, Sarah Palin is losing an imaginary
war.
My buddy Sarah Jones reports via PoliticusUSA,
“Additionally, he’s still leading Palin in Kindle sales with Palin at
4, 5, and 6 in her specific genres while Delaney is at 2, 3, and 4 in
his specific genres. (Amazon lists update constantly.) Ms. Palin was
nowhere to be seen in the top 100, while right wing “entertainers” Rush
Limbaugh and Glenn Beck scored big.”
There are some great 5 star reviews just dripping in sarcasm such as this one:
Clive Hazell writes:
I had a dream that instructed me to follow a star in the night sky to purchase this book. I don’t usually buy books because the nearest book shop is miles from my trailer park. Buying it on Amazon was super convenient, and I could do it from the office of my trailer park. The book was just as I had dreamed it would be. It was a clarion call for people like me, with more tattoos than teeth, to fight to protect Christmas. It’s not just a holiday for getting drunk and overspending at Walmart, it is a celebration of our little lord Jesus and his gift to humanity. Speaking of gifts…I didn’t even know Sarah Palin could write…but boy can she ever. Some of the sentences were really hard to read but mostly she is careful to avoid big words, and this makes it easier to read. I am sending this to all my family who won’t be able to join me for Christmas. Just because they have limited books at their prison library doesn’t mean my family (who are all Sarah Palin fans) shouldn’t have the chance to read her powerful words. I will say it was a bit tiring to read it because there are a lot of pages and my mouth got tired from sounding out all the words, but don’t give up. I also want to mention, that when libruls say Sister Sarah is a low information shrieky howler monkey with all the subtlety of a jackhammer on a hangover in August, they are lie-telling. Get this book for all the inmates in your family.
In the description of Palin’s book it reads, “At a time when
Christian values are challenged—when the greeting “Merry Christmas” has
been replaced by the supposedly less offensive “Happy Holidays”—Governor
Sarah Palin makes the case for bringing back the freedom to express the
religious spirit of the season.”
Who will save us now that Sarah’s book is flopping? Are there other
brave patriots willing to stand up for us little people, so that they
can profit from our naiveté?
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